The Comics Are Coming A Little Later Today

I’m going to take some time before I post the new comics to answer a few fan letters. You must be thinking to yourselves, this blog is fairly new, not even two full weeks old and yet this man gets fan mail? The answer to that is, for obvious reasons, of course I do.

Read from my Meetsexysingles.com account.

Dear SvelteAdonis6969,
In response to your frequent and often hilariously desperate attempts to get, as you put it, “Tasteful nudes”, I have contacted the administrator of this website. They assure me that if it persists, your account will be suspended indefinitely.
P.S. Your “comic” isn't funny.
Signed,
CRZYMOMO4

Dear CRZYMOM04,
Thank you. I don’t want to sound too arrogant but yes, living with the genius that is my humor is a difficult thing. It’s only because of my fans (like you) that I choose to go on.
Love,
SvelteAdonise6969

From my Bigsexybears.com profile.

Dear Sxylmbrjak85,

It’s clear to myself, and I’m sure anybody else that you contacted via this website that you are simply looking to exploit the bear community with your distasteful nude pictures. While I think you are mildly attractive, this isn't a dating site, or is it a pornography site. It is a safe place for like-minded people to gather and talk about their lives. Thank you for the many pictures you’ve sent, but I must ask you to stop it now.
P.S. I think I missed the point of your “art”. Are you just trying to prove that you’re gay? Perhaps tone down the flamboyant homosexuality and you may find a few readers.
Kindly requesting an “Unfriending”,
CRZY4c0ck

Dear CRZY4c0ck,
Thank you. I don’t want to sound too arrogant but yes, living with the genius that is my humor is a difficult thing. It’s only because of my fans (like you) that I choose to go on.
Love,
Sxylmbrjak85

From my Highschoolyearbook.com profile.

Dear skaterkid4life25,

I thought you were slow, so I was a little surprised to see a message in my inbox saying that you had “the biggest crush” on me in high school. While I think that is sweet of you to say that I am the most beautiful girl that you ever laid eyes on, I am happily married and I have been for quite some time. He and I finally realized our dreams and just purchased a home on Cape Cod.
Nice to hear from you,
LUVMAMAN03

Dear LUVMAMAN03,
Thank you. I don’t want to sound too arrogant but yes, living with the genius that is my humor is a difficult thing. It’s only because of my fans (like you) that I choose to go on.
Love,
Skaterkid4life25

So as you have noticed, if you do decide to send a fan letter I will answer it personally. I encourage dialog between the normal folks that read the comic and myself, the creator and ultimately the genius behind Awesome Time Brigade. If we can make an unspoken agreement right here and now, I will continue to share my precocity with you as long as you continue to bask in the glory of this daily comic.

You’re welcome,
The Creator
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